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The COMedy Rumble: DIFFERENT TYPES OF NEIGHBORS AROUND US..

The first set of individuals you see or greet when you step out of your home are your neighbors...They consist of different sets of personalities from different parts of the world.

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Most of them can be very sweet and lovely

Most are often creepy, annoying and weird

Others could be problematic and hard to put up with

I guess after going through these categories, you might find where you belong or where you can place your neighbors

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THE VERY COMFORTABLE NEIGHBORS

These set of neighbors ought to be employed by organisations like USAID, UNESCO, UNICEF, and Red Cross. They instantly take on all of your burdens on themselves as soon as you move into the neighborhood, whether you like it or not.They spend their time at home contemplating, calculating, and planning how to assist you with your housework, garden, and even grocery shopping.

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Overly cordial neighbors immediately take on the role of detectives in your home. They will ask you as many questions as possible about your life, your family, how you sleep at night, who gets into bed first, what you eat for breakfast, and how you pay your rent. Until they receive an answer, they won't stop.
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"BEST IN BORROWING"

They are the kind of neighbors who knock on your door nearly every day of the week to beg like they are homeless..It is how they always start by smiling and then saying "I usually don't do this, but I was wondering if you could help me with some salt and sugar".

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When they go to the store, they always have dementia, so your house automatically becomes free supermarket where they can get nearly everything.

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"ANGRY BIRDS AND WEIRDOS"

These are the very strange and mysterious neighbors, when you grin at them, they respond by frowning. The facial expression on their faces always reads "Mind your business". They barely have any one visiting them, it just them alone.

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TERRORISTIC NEIGHBORS

These are the people who pledged to maintain violence at all costs,peace is never an option for them, and until death violence would be their only source of oxygen.
These are the neighbors that constantly complain about changes in the area; even the smallest event or gathering might agitate them.

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If they were armed, they would just shoot everyone in the neighborhood for no apparent reason. They have the power to unleash chaos and violence, and they will turn their unrelenting wrath on you if you offend them.

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THE BLOGGERS

These are the neighborhood's news sources. They are always the first to know about any rumors or gists circulating around. They observe the social lives of their neighbors and keep track of the faces of visitors in the neighborhood. They are always hiding behind their drapes, straining their gaze toward the neighboring house's window.

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They may provide you with a PowerPoint presentation detailing the number of guests, the attire worn during each visit, the meals given in residences, and any other juicy details.

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CLUBHOUSE

These are the individuals who don't give a damn about neighborhood events. They usually wake everyone up with music that is so loud to break the walls of the house. The house is packed with guests in the evening, and the only indication of their existence is the loud shouts that make the walls tremble.

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SOCIAL WORKERS

These neighbors shouldn't be responsible for parenting children because they aren't even aware that they have any.they are never home to care for the children, they should have been referred the kids to social services.You know how bothersome kids can be; by wailing, screaming, and yelling, they would inform the entire neighborhood that they have no parents at all.

When you are about to have a decent afternoon's sleep, they would start yelling and screaming loudly.Most of the time, you instantly become a babysitter for the benefit of the neighborhood's tranquility and peace.

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DISAGREANT COUPLES

These are the people who would make you question the validity of the institution called marriage.It is always from one issue to another one, and they have amended their martial vows to "To fight and quarrel in sickness and in wealth until death do us part.". In such households, there is no rest, and you, the neighbor, would not find any rest either.

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COMPETITORS

These are the ones who are often under the influence of "inferiority complex thought". They would want to be seen as the most rich, well-dressed and number one neighbour.

You dare not become a threat to them else it would become a competition for them. You get a generator, they will buy a bigger one just to show level. The shocking part is when it comes to party in the neighbourhood, they can break the bank just to throw a party that would be undefeated in months to come.

Well, I don't even care because I get the opportunity to pack my coolers to store foods, drinks and cakes that could last me for a week or two..So it is a Win-Win for me

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THE CRUSHERS
These are the ones that spend time trying to get the attention of the next neighbours. You mostly find them observing the neighbours from their windows or doors.

They keep record of the number of shoes, wrist watches, clothes or any new visitors that might jeopardize their chances of being recognised.
They would offer good gestures to the neighbour by cooking delicious meals, offering to do laundry and even warming the other room.

The goal is very simple- Attack with all your weapons, surrendering is never an option, until you see a wedding ring in your hands, thou shall not retreat back"

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