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Thursday 28th September 2017

I dreamed I was in the Big Brother house. It was full of young, tanned, beautiful women with exceptional bodies and the men were just as good looking. We were all sat outside getting to know each other. I was talking to one of the men. He was dark, tanned and muscular. His hair was brushed backwards with a wave that fell over his eyes. He must have been in his 20’s. He was sat on a white wall that was 1ft high. I don’t remember what we were talking about. All I remember was that there was a washing line above his head by a bayleaf bush. There were 4 pairs of ‘Y’ fronts hanging on the line. I walked into the ladies shared bedroom. They were all doing their hair and make up and trying on the most skimpiest outfits they could find. Well with bodies like that, if you’ve got it, flaunt it!. It then turned dark and it looked like I was watching through a night vision camera. Everything was black and white. I remember seeing an empty double bed. It was made up with white bedding. Then this weird thought came across my mind. Knowing Big Brother, this wasn’t going to be any bed. I thought to myself, what if you were in the bed and it wasn’t white bed sheets. It was in fact a huge spiders web and there were hundreds of spiders all over it! The the thought made me shiver! This bit here is very strange…. I dreamed Calvin Harris was in the living room and he was doing one of the women up the bum! I just remember her being naked on all fours, bottom up in the air and he was ’making love?’ to her bottom!! I asked him to have a go on me afterwards! I was so shocked with myself when I remembered this part! Not very lady like at all!

The second dream I had last night was about being in a supermarket. I was shopping with two of my Aunties. I will name them Auntie Yasmin and Auntie Penelope. We went round collecting our groceries and then we got to the self service checkout. We were all making our payments. Auntie Penelope looked down at the check out she was on and saw a quarter of an aubergine left and a clear plastic bag. She turned around and left it as it didn’t belong to her. As we picked up our groceries, the shopkeeper accused of Auntie Penelope and Auntie Yasmin shoplifting! How absurd! My Aunties would never do such a thing. They are highly respectable ladies who dress to impress and both have rich husbands! I told the shopkeeper he was completely out of line. We decided to collect our things and leave. I remember we had to walk down a spiral set of stairs to get from the check outs to the exit. We followed each other. Firstly Auntie Penelope, then me and finally Auntie Yasmin. The shopkeeper was standing at the foot of the stairs, having a right go at us. I was getting frustrated as where I had stopped, I was actually standing in the middle of a fridge full of food! I told him to get off his high horse and to let us pass. One, because we had done nothing wrong, 2, because we had proof we had paid and 3, because I was bloody freezing!!!

The third part of my dream feels like it carries on from the second one, although my Aunties were not there. I was coming out of a multi storey car park, driving my husbands X5. I was driving down the ramp but I didn’t have enough turning angle. My husband said to reverse the car and to use the reversing camera. I still didn’t feel confident. There was a lady behind me in her 4x4 and she got out of her car and saw me back. I thanked her very much afterwards. After all, I wouldn’t want to damage my husbands car, certainly not whilst he was there.

I do enjoy sharing my dreams. Please feel free to read my other dreams. I surprise myself with how weird and wonderful the mind can be.

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