Morning All,

Again I fell asleep in front of the TV last night. I didn’t have a good night’s sleep at all. I woke up at 3am, 4am, 6am, 7am and 8am! How do I know? Well because my Apple iWatch has already logged my stand hours for the day! I only had a couple of dreams last night.

Monday 9th April 2018

I dreamed about driving my car round a track. It wasn’t just any track though. Steemers, do you remember Micro Machines computer game? Well that was me driving my car, but I wasn’t driving around on a pool table or on the kitchen work surface. I was driving around on a sliced garlic baguette!

Then I dreamed I was on The Batchelor. We all had to get down this water slide to get to the rose ceremony. The waterside was like an open topped indoor flume and we each had our own large pink shell to sit in. There was a bit of an argument going on because three contestants got stuck and the ladies were blaming each other.

I’m not surprised I dreamed about The Batchelor. I found a new series had to begin to record on my box. I watched episode 1 yesterday and I am already fully engrossed in it. I love all the bitchiness that goes on. I keep dreaming about my car, but I haven’t ever dreamed of driving on garlic bread! Why garlic bread though? I do love to eat it. Maybe I should have dreamed of a roundabout bagel whilst I was at it as well!

If you enjoyed this dream, why not read my diary.