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5 Minute Freewrite: Hello Boys

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"Hello boys," she purred.

This evening had really taken a turn for the strange. We were in the polar bear exhibit, behind the scenes, and there was a zookeeper, a photographer, and a polar bear. I guessed they were all male because she directed the greeting at everyone. The polar bear lumbered right up to her and shoved it's nose toward her hand, and from out of nowhere, at least nowhere that my champagne-clouded eyes had noticed, she fed it a dripping bloody steak. Where the hell had she gotten a dripping bloody steak? Then I saw a whole vat of blood, and she started smearing blood over her fancy evening gown, and I wondered what the hell kind of ritual I was about to witness. But the photographer shouted, "More blood, my dear, more, more!" and she picked up the vat and dumped it over her head. What, was this the set of Carrie or something? But then she and the polar bear lumbered over...okay, well, the polar bear lumbered, she slunk like a panther, to a staged set.

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