Mr Mike was a braggart, he always bragged about how smart he was and always belittled others. His wife wasn't pleased with his attitude so she decided that she would teach him a lesson.

One day, as Mr Mike started his usual bragging about how wise and smart he was, she cut-in and told him that she was smarter.
He laughed and said it can't be .

ok let's play a game if you think you're smart" she said, "what's the game about" he asked.

She then explained the game. In the game, she said she would mention a word and the word would either be the name of an animal or the name of a country. If it was the name of a country, the man would run left and touch the wall then if the word is the name of an animal, then he would run right and touch the wall, But if he runs in a wrong direction, he would have to give her his salary for the month. He agreed, He then told his wife that if he wins, she would also have to give him her salary and the woman agreed also.
He then stood up, smiling with so much confidence, ready to run and touch the wall

"Are you ready ?" she asked. "Yes I am" he replied, smiling even more "I know the names of all the animals and all the countries in this world, I would definitely win" he said, bragging once again. He then promised that he wouldn't only give up his salary for a month but would double it if he loses.

His wife then smiled mischievously
"Ok , my first word is turkey", she said.

Mr Mike was shocked and confused at the same time, he didn't see this coming at all. he doesn't want to lose his salary and so he couldn't move an inch. He is still standing on the same spot thinking whether she meant the country or the animal 😂😂😂

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Polite Humiliation

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Mr Dickson and his wife had a very heated quarrel and whilst they quarrelled he angrily said to his wife, " I don't know why God made you very beautiful but so dumb" . His wife turned to him and said "God made me so beautiful so you could Marry me but made me so Dumb that's why I could Marry you"
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Smart Dick

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Dick was a smart and naughty child, he hated school so much but was always forced to school.

One day in class, the teacher was teaching about cleanliness and hygiene. She observed that Dick was absent minded and wasn't participating in class. She wasn't happy and wanted to get Dick to be attentive and participate in class so she called Dick and asked him why he wasn't paying attention in class. "Ma'am, I've been paying attention" dick said. Ok if you have been paying attention, answer this question.
"How do we keep the school clean ?" , Dick smiled and said "Ma'am I told you I've been paying attention, This is a simple question, we can keep the school clean by staying at home" 🤣🤣🤣.
All the other students nearly laughed out their intestines.
The teacher got angry and punished him.

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Who Discovered America ?

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After Dick's Teacher punished him, she decided that she was going to make sure he pays attention and participate in class. She thought of how to keep him focused and decided she would always keep her eyes on him and ask him a lot of questions in class too.

In her next class she taught about Geography . She brought a map to the class and hung it in front of the class
"John David, go to the map and show us America" the teacher said. John walks to the front of the class and points to America on the map. " very good " the teacher said. she then turned to Dick and said "Dick stand up and tell us who discovered America". "Ma'am, John David Discovered America" Dick said.

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Where is the Sugar ??

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Dick's Teacher asked him to make a sentence with sugar, Dick stood up and said "I drank tea this morning", "so where is the sugar ?" the teacher asked, "Ma'am, it's in the tea*", Dick replied

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