Hey Hivers! @baby.magic here, back again with another funny story that will surely put a smile on all yo' faces.

So let's get to it.

Today's the Presidential Election in my country so I thought I'd post the second part of barbershop stories. I know you're trying to connect the two together but they don't have any connection whatsoever. So moving on.

In part 1, I told you how I got cockblocked by a barber and it was my first hit story in COM.

In this sequel I'm gonna tell you a story on how a kid made the barber worked really hard for his money.

The Barber, The Cashier & The Ugly

So the story goes like this. I went to the barber shop to get a haircut, right?

Well, what else are you gonna do in a barber shop? Watch a sex scene on TV with other people? Which we actually do on some occasions.

Anywho,..

When I got there, the shop was full as always. So I had to wait for my turn. Then I noticed this kid who was in the barber's chair getting his haircut.

He looked like he was in a bad mood and he was always complaining to his barber.

Now this kid was, for lack of a better word, UGLY. So I don't know if he was discontented with his haircut or with his face.

Okay, I'm not being mean. I'm just being honest.

I know I ain't that good-looking but this kid would actually make it to the list of Top 10 fugliest.

So back to my story.

He kept on complaining to his barber and was constantly telling his barber to cut this and cut that.

And the barber had enough of it so he tells the kid,

"Look, kid! I've been doing this for a long time and I know what I'm doing. You need to trust me on this one."

So the barber continued cutting and then it was done.

So he cleans his station to prepare it for his next customer but then the kid complained,

"Hey Mister, I don't like it." said the kid.

Confused with what the kid doesn't like about his haircut, he asks the kid,

"What's the matter kid? What is it that you don't like?"

And the kid tells the barber,

"I don't look good in it. It's too long. Maybe you can cut some here, and here and maybe make it shorter here."

[In my opinion, I think the kid should have gone to a cosmetic surgeon and not a barber shop.]

So the barber just complied with his clients demands and started cutting again.

To be fair to the barber, he did a good job of giving this kid a great haircut to compensate for the kid's ugliness. But the kid's still not satisfied.

I'm pretty sure it's with his face and not the haircut.

But hey, the customer is always right.

So for the second time he finishes cutting. And starts cleaning his station but then the kid complains again.

The barber thought it was money in the bag already but boy was he dead wrong.

The kid wanted this and that to which the barber just went along with to satisfy his customer.

Okay, by this time you probably have realized that the kid doesn't want a great haircut. What he wants is for the barber to make him handsome. And no barber in the world can give him what he wants.

Just sayin'.

So for the third time he goes back to cutting the kid's hair while grumbling. And for the third time he finishes and cleans his station.

And then the kid complains again.

I'm telling you this kid was asking for it.

So the barber has reached his boiling point and yells at the kid..

"What else do you want me to cut?! Your head?! And replace it with Tom Cruise's."

"If you're a pretty boy then you're a pretty boy. It doesn't matter what your haircut is."

The kid was surprised with what the barber just said to him and was speechless.

So the barber tried to console the kid by saying..

"Don't worry about your haircut so much, kid. You already look good in it. You're a pretty boy!"

And everybody was giggling.

Including the barber.

And the kid believed him.

So, WTF to that!

So after the kid finally stopped complaining about his haircut the barber went to the cashier and said something to her which she agreed on.

And the kid was still on the barber's chair looking at his face in the mirror. He was constantly turning his head left and right, up and down looking for an angle where he looked good but he was always discontented with what he was looking at.

Fortunately, the mirror didn't break.

He was doing this as if he was in his own house not minding that there were other customer's waiting. And the people waiting in line were just watching him & I heard one of them said "What's he doing? He does know that this is a barber shop, right?".

And the barber was just standing there just looking at him. He couldn't believe what he was witnessing and just shook his head and walked away.

So this went on for like 5 minutes until finally the kid had enough. And the barber said to him,

"Are you done?"

The kid politely answered with a "Yes"

"Ok. Now get off my chair there are others waiting." The barber replied.

And so the kid goes to the cashier and asks,.

"How much?"

In which the cashier replied with

"120."

Surprised with what he heard he looks at the board that showed the rate for the haircut.

And then he said to the cashier..

"But the sign says 40."

So the cashier explained to him politely,..

"Your barber said you asked for 3 haircuts so 40×3 is 120."

He tried to protest it but the cashier won't budge. So the kid pays the cashier and left disappointed.

He was probably thinking in his head
"I paid 120 pesos just to look good and my face still looks the same."

[He should have gone to a cosmetic surgeon and not a barber. Just sayin'.]

I guess the moral of the story is, you should learn to accept your face so when you look at yourself in the mirror you won't be disappointed each time.

Thank you for making it to the end of this story I hope you enjoyed reading it.

If you like this story let me know in the comments section.

And my name is @baby.magic & that's it for now. Jah bless!

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All photos taken from my phone.