Morning Steemit,

Last night I ate far too much. Three Krispy Kreme donuts, half a tube of Pringles and a jar of Doritos salsa. I feel like I am paying for it now, however I did have some crazy dreams. Must have been all that sugar.

Wednesday 22nd November 2017

I dreamed I was at a wedding in Yorkshire. It wasn’t just anyones wedding, it was my wedding! I was in a big country manor house. It was like the setting of Pride and Prejudice. Then I found myself in a bridal studio. I was surrounded by dresses everywhere. They weren’t on show though, they were all zipped up in dress bags. I was with a load of women, none of them that I knew apart from my mum. I picked a dress bag and whatever was in there was going to be my wedding dress. It was a total lucky dip! You ask any bride to pick a dress with their eyes closed, it would be Hell on Earth! Not even Bridezilla would come close to this catastrophe! The dress bag was unzipped and inside was a pretty plain white dress. It was made of nylon and silk. It had 3 plain daisies sewn into the hip, tank top straps and an up and down skirt. I wasn’t impressed. I like wedding dresses to be full of sparkle! I wish I unzipped all the dresses so I could pick one that was more my style. I really didn’t fancy saying “Yes to the dress!”

Then I found myself in the dining room, I was standing around with all the guests. I heard my name being called. I turned around and it was one of the guests who had some food for me. He gave me a plate of dumplings and a bowl of gravy to dunk them in. Kinda like tea and biscuits of the savoury variety! Sounds gross, but I couldn’t wait to tuck in!

Secondly, I dreamed I was in a room full of cats! I loved it! There were so many different breeds and colours. I was in heaven! You couldn’t move for cats, they were everywhere. I was playing and stroking all of them. The cats weren’t making cat noises though. They were all talking to me in foreign languages!

Then I dreamt my hairdressers daughter was singing on a field at a festival with her boyfriend. Her hair was down and wavy and she was wearing round gold sunglasses with purple lenses. It was late at night and it was quite bohemian. I was sat at the front watching them as I was huddled round a camp fire. I was drinking beer out of a can.

Finally I dreamed I was in Tenerife and I was part of a game show. There were lots of young, tanned English women. They were all wearing short dresses and bronzed make-up. There was a lot of cocktails flowing and everyone, including me, were happy, smiley and very merry. There was a boyband on stage and everyone was going wild. Then I found myself in a ball pit and I got a Facebook message from my mortgage advisor to say I had won a prize! I was so excited! The prize wasn’t as exciting as I originally thought. I had to pay him £250 to get back £450.

That was one weird dream… I would never have lucky picked my wedding dress or would I drink beer! That’s disgusting. If you have read my previous posts, you would know I’m a champagne gal! As for cats speaking in different languages… what is that all about?? So it seems you have to eat donuts for weird dreams, not chocolate or cheese!

If you enjoyed this, why not read my diary.

Dream Diary

November
21/11/17 | 20/11/17 | 19/11/17 | 18/11/17 | 17/11/17 | 16/11/17 | 15/11/17 | 14/11/17 | 13/11/17 | 12/11/17 | 11/11/17 | 10/11/17 | 9/11/17 | 8/11/17 | 7/11/17 | 6/11/17 | 5/11/17 | 4/11/17 | 3/11/17 | 2/11/17 | 1/11/17

October
31/10/17 | 30/10/17 | 29/10/17 | 28/10/17 | 27/10/17 | 26/10/17 | 25/10/17 | 24/10/17 | 23/10/17 | 22/10/17 | 21/10/17 | 20/10/17 | 19/10/17 | 18/10/17 | 17/10/17 | 16/10/17 | 15/10/17 | 14/10/17 | 13/10/17 | 12/10/17 | 11/10/17 | 10/10/17 | 9/10/17 | 7/10/17 | 6/10/17 | 5/10/17 | Can't sleep, Wont sleep | 3/10/17 | 2/10/17 | 1/10/17

September
30/9/17 | 29/9/17 | 28/9/17 | 27/9/17 | 26/9/17 | 25/9/17 | 24/9/17 | 22/9/17 | 21/9/17 | 20/9/17 | Recurring Dreams