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So I have just posted about my dream from Saturday. Now I have Sunday’s to tell you about. Hope you like my dreams.

Sunday 3rd December 2017

I dreamed I was on holiday. I was outside by the side of a road. There were outdoor lockers. I was using one of the lockers and I couldn’t decide what sunglasses to wear. Do I wear my sunset red and orange aviators or my blue and green aviators? I do own a pair of sunset ones, but I don’t own blue and green ones!

Then I dreamed I was in a hotel suite. It wasn’t very private at all. All I wanted to do was to pleasure myself with a frozen crinkle cut chip! There was a male chef standing behind an open shower curtain and there was a Mexican lady that was hanging around in the room. She seemed distressed and she was telling me how much she was under pressure from her bosses to sell. I gave her a big hug and told her everything would be alright. Then I sat her down and told her a few of my sales techniques. She said she felt better and she was trying to sell me other services. Well after I just told her my ideas, there was no way I was falling for my own tricks!

I dreamed I was with my cousin Talulah. She is foreign. We were in a shopping mall and she kept using the word ’Slut!’ I had to tell her what it meant. Then I kept saying different phrases using the word.

I dreamt I was leaving my holiday and I was getting on transport to take me back to the airport. The transportation was an old rickety coach. It was rusty and it didn’t look safe. I had to sit right at the back of the coach. There wasn’t much room at all. Then a heavily pregnant Chinese lady squeezed herself next to me and kept looking at me with a big toothy smile.

Finally, I dreamt I was at an airport and I was walking through arrivals. There were two big pink suitcases in front of me meaning I couldn’t get passed them on the walkway. There were two men in suits. They looked very business like. They could see I was trying to get passed, but they wouldn’t move either. I was very frustrated. I shouted at them ”Can’t you just get the fuck out of my way!?!?”

This dream consisted a lot about being away on holiday. I know I keep saying, but I really really really need a holiday!! I have no idea why I dreamed of ’doing it’ with a frozen chip… and why a crinkle cut one at that! This was one strange dream, I have to say!

If you enjoyed this dream, why not read my diary.