Afternoon Steemit!

Are we still eating loads? I know I am. It’s not Christmas unless you eat your body weight in food! As mentioned earlier on this morning, this dream is in two parts. Here is the follow up to Part 1. Same with the first dream, the last two parts of my dream do have a little bit of adult content, so please read at your discretion. Enjoy!

Monday 25th December 2017 - Christmas Day (Part 2)

I dreamed I was in a posh department store like Selfridges or Harrods. I was in the Louis Vuitton section. My favourite place, I’d like to add! I was browsing at all the handbags and then I was on to the jewellery section. I came across these necklaces. They were made of stone and gold. When I say stone, I don’t mean ’gemstone’, they were made of stone like pebbles and rocks. The stone pendants on the necklaces were shaped into a ’V’ with a touch of gold either on top of the stone or underneath. It really depended on which necklace you were looking at as they were all different. Some of the pendants were delicate and the stone was very smooth. They were mostly grey, but some were rose coloured. Then you had the ’Big Bangers!’ The pendants on these were huge and the stones were quite rough. It looked like they were made out of house bricks! They still carried the signature ’LV’ made of gold. I don't know who would wear the big ones. You would have to have a neck like a race horse to wear anything like that!

Then I dreamed I was at a football stadium. I was standing in the tunnel where the players were. They weren’t getting ready to go onto the pitch for a game, they were laughing and goofing around. The two teams were Liverpool FC and Arsenal FC, Arsenal being my team! I saw Mesut Özil. He was a baby and he was in a Silver Cross pushchair. He was just literally a tiny version of himself, as if someone had put him in the tumble dryer. Olivier Giroud was the one pushing him. I asked him to take a selfie of the three of us and he did.

I dreamt I was after a box of tampons. When I managed to get some, they were all together in a clear plastic bag. Each one wrapped in an individual clear wrapper. Each of the tampons had a small amount of blood inside the wrapper. Gross, I know! When I unwrapped one, it unravelled in my hand. They were tiny! Like the size of a dice! They were really wet too, like they had been soaked it water!

Finally I dreamt it was my wedding day. It was raining. I was in my wedding dress and my husband was in his wedding suit. The guests had white parasols held above our heads. We entered a very small church. There were only three wooden benches on either side of the aisle. I was sat on the front bench with my brother in law to the left of me. Next to his left was my husband. I was sat on the bench with my skirt all the way up over my knees! I looked down and I saw my ’ladies bits’. It even had a ’landing strip!’ I was appalled!!! I shouted to my husband ”Why didn’t you tell me I was flashing!!!” More to the point, I hope no one saw, especially my brother in law!

There we have it Steemers! My dreams from Christmas Day! I have no Idea why I had a lot of adult stuff in my dreams. I do love Louis Vuitton. Maybe it’s time for a new handbag in the New Year. I think I deserve it! I don’t know what the pebbles and bricks mean in jewellery though. Do I need to ‘toughen up?’ Quite amusing dreaming about my football team like that! They are playing Thursday. Fingers crossed for a win! The tampons and the wedding… what is that all about? Has anyone even dreamt about tampons and showing their bits before? Regardless, I’d love to hear your thoughts.

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